DOSTO,
AAJ MAIN PAHLI BAAR KUCH LIKNE KA PARYTAN KAR RAHA HU BUS AAP KE 10 MIUNE CHATA HU
OR AAP KI PATIKIYA CAHTA HU ES PURE OFFICE KE DIN PER, MUJHE PURA YAKIN HAI KI MUJHE AAP KI PATIKRIYA JARROO MILEGI
Aaj pahli baar kuch kahne ko Dil hai, wese to bhuat saarelog ese milnge jo aap ko Delhi ke baare main kuch na kuch bayenge or naya or kuch apni or se juda hua per aaj main Delhi ki baat to karunga per kuch
alag sa kuch jesa aapne kai baar dekha socha to hoga per sayad aapne kabhi gor na kiya ho..
wese to main bada hi mazaika kisam ka banda hu per mujhe mere se bada mazakiya banda aaj mila...
aaj kya hua ki ek banda hamre office main job ke liye aaja par kuch esa tha ki aaj HR wale bhai sahab chuti per the to security guard
Security Guard: Sir HR main milne koi aaya hai
Ranjeet :- per aaj to HR wale bhai sahab chuti per hai
Security Guard: sir to kya bolu
Security Guard
Ranjeet:- kis kam se aaya hai
Security Guard: Sir Sayad Interview ke liye aaya hai
Ranjeet Singh :- tik hai use bithao main aata hu
In reception:-
Security Guard :- Sir ye aaye hai interview ke liye
Ranjeet Singh:- Aap apna CV laye hai
Canditate:- yes Sir,
Ranjeet:- please give your CV
Canditate:- lijiye sir
Ranjeet Singh:- aap kis position ke liye aaye hai per aap ne es per mention nahi kiya hai
Canditate:- sir main tellycolling ki position ke liye aaya hu
Ranjeet Singh :- per aap ke CV main kahi per bhi aap ne kabhi bhi telly markting ka kam nahi kiya hai kya aap kam kar sakte hai...
Canditate:- ye sir main kar sakta hu
Ranjeet :- ok , es se pahle aane exprince ke bare main batao
Canditate:- sir maine 3 saal tak marketing ka kam kiya hai
Ranjeet :- (Us ke hath main ek register pakdate hue ese bech ke dikhao)
Canditate:- sir ye registe 10 rupye ka hai
Ranjeet:- yaar ese markting nahi kahte ese to salesman ship kahte hai
Canditate:- sir main to ese hi bech leta hu
Ranjeet :- ok aap markting karte the ya supply ka kam karte the
Canditate:- sir main dono hi kam kar leta tha
Ranjeet :- ok good
Ranjeet :- tumhari age kya hai (CV dekhte hue ) us main mention tha 5/1/1984 ES HISAB SE AAJ KE DIN HI USKE 18 YEAR PURE HO RAHA THE.
Canditate:- Datre hue sir 18 year tik
Ranjeet :- apna schook ka certificate dikhao
Canditate:- darte hue, sir us main thda problem thi
Ranjeet :- kya gadbad thi
Canditate:- sir us main age galti se kuch or lik thi techaro ne
Ranjeet :- kya problem thi
Canditate:- sir usme date of birth 24/10/1984 hai
Ranjeet: to aapne apne resume main galat date of birth kyo aayi thi
Canditate:- apni jab se IGNU ka ID card nikalte hue, sir main dekho lo es main 05/01/1984 hi hai
Ranjeet: lekin aap ke certificate main likha hai wo aap nahi change nahi kar sakte hai
Canditate :- sir malum hai,
Ranjeet : to fir aap ese kyo change kar raho ho mere bhai , ok aap kab se job kar rahe ho
Canditate:- 4 saal se
Ranjeet :- but ye to tik nahi hai aap 18 year se kam age main job nahi kar sakte
Canditate:- sir main job nahi karta tha wo main apne bhai ke sath bussiness karta tha
Ranjeet :- ok kya karte hai aap ke bhai
Canditate:- sir wo belt or pourse ke supply karte hai
Ranjeet :- to apne bhai ke sath kyo nahi karte kam apne buiness main to jyada profit hai
Canditate:- sir bhai bolte hai apna business khud karo.
Ranjeet:- ok
Ranjeet:- main aapko job jaroor deta per aap ke bolne main BIHARI tone aa rahi hai or aap ki hindi bhi tik nahi hai agar main kuch or kam bolu to aap wo kam kar sakte hai.
Canditate:- sir kya kam hoga
Ranjeet :- Aap ke bike hai
Canditate:- apna anguth dikhate hue, sir mere anguthe main lagi hui hai jis wajah se main bike nahi chlata
Canditate:- ok
Canditate:- sir main joining ke liye kab aau.
Ranjeet:- uski taraf herai se dekhte hue.
Ranjeet:- mere pass aap ka mobile number hai aap ke CV per main aap ko call kar ke batata hu ki aap ne kab aana hai
Ranjeet :- aap kya salary logo agar aap hamare waha per join karoge.
Canditate: Max. 9000/-
Ranjeet:- or Min'
Canditate:- sir wo consaltany wale ne batya nahi tha ki min kitne main karna hai
Ranjeet : Acha aap kisi consaltancy ke through aaye hai
Canditate:- hanji sir, main Raj concaltany se aaya hu main unka add:- road per dekha tha us per lika tha nukariya hi nukariya anpad se pade like mil, turant,:-
Ranjeet:- fir aap ne kya kiya
Canditate:- sir main waha per phone kiya tha kisi ladki ne phone uthaya or bola ki aaj to office band hai kal aana main es liya aa office main gaya tha
Ranjeet:- fir aapne kya kiya aaj waha ja kar
Canditate:- sir main 750/- ka recipt katwaya hai or unhone bola hai ki aap chle jao aap ki nukari pakka lag jayegi
Ranjeet:ok
Canditate:- to sir main kab aau joining ke liye
Ranjeet:- main aapko phone karte bata ta hu
Candiate :- ok sir
Ranjeet:- tik hai ab aap ja sakte hai
Candiate :-OK SIR GOOD BYE, BEST OF LUCK....
HAHAHAH HAHAH HAHAH HAH HHAH HAHAH H
Apka
Ranjeet
New Delhi
AAJ MAIN PAHLI BAAR KUCH LIKNE KA PARYTAN KAR RAHA HU BUS AAP KE 10 MIUNE CHATA HU
OR AAP KI PATIKIYA CAHTA HU ES PURE OFFICE KE DIN PER, MUJHE PURA YAKIN HAI KI MUJHE AAP KI PATIKRIYA JARROO MILEGI
Aaj pahli baar kuch kahne ko Dil hai, wese to bhuat saarelog ese milnge jo aap ko Delhi ke baare main kuch na kuch bayenge or naya or kuch apni or se juda hua per aaj main Delhi ki baat to karunga per kuch
alag sa kuch jesa aapne kai baar dekha socha to hoga per sayad aapne kabhi gor na kiya ho..
wese to main bada hi mazaika kisam ka banda hu per mujhe mere se bada mazakiya banda aaj mila...
aaj kya hua ki ek banda hamre office main job ke liye aaja par kuch esa tha ki aaj HR wale bhai sahab chuti per the to security guard
Security Guard: Sir HR main milne koi aaya hai
Ranjeet :- per aaj to HR wale bhai sahab chuti per hai
Security Guard: sir to kya bolu
Security Guard
Ranjeet:- kis kam se aaya hai
Security Guard: Sir Sayad Interview ke liye aaya hai
Ranjeet Singh :- tik hai use bithao main aata hu
In reception:-
Security Guard :- Sir ye aaye hai interview ke liye
Ranjeet Singh:- Aap apna CV laye hai
Canditate:- yes Sir,
Ranjeet:- please give your CV
Canditate:- lijiye sir
Ranjeet Singh:- aap kis position ke liye aaye hai per aap ne es per mention nahi kiya hai
Canditate:- sir main tellycolling ki position ke liye aaya hu
Ranjeet Singh :- per aap ke CV main kahi per bhi aap ne kabhi bhi telly markting ka kam nahi kiya hai kya aap kam kar sakte hai...
Canditate:- ye sir main kar sakta hu
Ranjeet :- ok , es se pahle aane exprince ke bare main batao
Canditate:- sir maine 3 saal tak marketing ka kam kiya hai
Ranjeet :- (Us ke hath main ek register pakdate hue ese bech ke dikhao)
Canditate:- sir ye registe 10 rupye ka hai
Ranjeet:- yaar ese markting nahi kahte ese to salesman ship kahte hai
Canditate:- sir main to ese hi bech leta hu
Ranjeet :- ok aap markting karte the ya supply ka kam karte the
Canditate:- sir main dono hi kam kar leta tha
Ranjeet :- ok good
Ranjeet :- tumhari age kya hai (CV dekhte hue ) us main mention tha 5/1/1984 ES HISAB SE AAJ KE DIN HI USKE 18 YEAR PURE HO RAHA THE.
Canditate:- Datre hue sir 18 year tik
Ranjeet :- apna schook ka certificate dikhao
Canditate:- darte hue, sir us main thda problem thi
Ranjeet :- kya gadbad thi
Canditate:- sir us main age galti se kuch or lik thi techaro ne
Ranjeet :- kya problem thi
Canditate:- sir usme date of birth 24/10/1984 hai
Ranjeet: to aapne apne resume main galat date of birth kyo aayi thi
Canditate:- apni jab se IGNU ka ID card nikalte hue, sir main dekho lo es main 05/01/1984 hi hai
Ranjeet: lekin aap ke certificate main likha hai wo aap nahi change nahi kar sakte hai
Canditate :- sir malum hai,
Ranjeet : to fir aap ese kyo change kar raho ho mere bhai , ok aap kab se job kar rahe ho
Canditate:- 4 saal se
Ranjeet :- but ye to tik nahi hai aap 18 year se kam age main job nahi kar sakte
Canditate:- sir main job nahi karta tha wo main apne bhai ke sath bussiness karta tha
Ranjeet :- ok kya karte hai aap ke bhai
Canditate:- sir wo belt or pourse ke supply karte hai
Ranjeet :- to apne bhai ke sath kyo nahi karte kam apne buiness main to jyada profit hai
Canditate:- sir bhai bolte hai apna business khud karo.
Ranjeet:- ok
Ranjeet:- main aapko job jaroor deta per aap ke bolne main BIHARI tone aa rahi hai or aap ki hindi bhi tik nahi hai agar main kuch or kam bolu to aap wo kam kar sakte hai.
Canditate:- sir kya kam hoga
Ranjeet :- Aap ke bike hai
Canditate:- apna anguth dikhate hue, sir mere anguthe main lagi hui hai jis wajah se main bike nahi chlata
Canditate:- ok
Canditate:- sir main joining ke liye kab aau.
Ranjeet:- uski taraf herai se dekhte hue.
Ranjeet:- mere pass aap ka mobile number hai aap ke CV per main aap ko call kar ke batata hu ki aap ne kab aana hai
Ranjeet :- aap kya salary logo agar aap hamare waha per join karoge.
Canditate: Max. 9000/-
Ranjeet:- or Min'
Canditate:- sir wo consaltany wale ne batya nahi tha ki min kitne main karna hai
Ranjeet : Acha aap kisi consaltancy ke through aaye hai
Canditate:- hanji sir, main Raj concaltany se aaya hu main unka add:- road per dekha tha us per lika tha nukariya hi nukariya anpad se pade like mil, turant,:-
Ranjeet:- fir aap ne kya kiya
Canditate:- sir main waha per phone kiya tha kisi ladki ne phone uthaya or bola ki aaj to office band hai kal aana main es liya aa office main gaya tha
Ranjeet:- fir aapne kya kiya aaj waha ja kar
Canditate:- sir main 750/- ka recipt katwaya hai or unhone bola hai ki aap chle jao aap ki nukari pakka lag jayegi
Ranjeet:ok
Canditate:- to sir main kab aau joining ke liye
Ranjeet:- main aapko phone karte bata ta hu
Candiate :- ok sir
Ranjeet:- tik hai ab aap ja sakte hai
Candiate :-OK SIR GOOD BYE, BEST OF LUCK....
HAHAHAH HAHAH HAHAH HAH HHAH HAHAH H
Apka
Ranjeet
New Delhi
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